So… I have a slight confession (No! Not a real juicy one but I am a lil embarassed lol). I spent so much time consumed with my pregnancy and focusing on a TOLAC that I never researched what a vaginal birth recovery is like!!! So, for the past week I have been flying blind on how to properly recover because I never researched it. So unlike me but oh well lol. It is a different recovery from a cesarean with its own nuissances, but nonetheless its a “better” experience than major surgery. I could “vent” about all these nuissances, but I try to refrain from speaking about anything pregnancy related negatively because it is a blessing. I recognize that getting pregnant and having children is a true gift that I try to allows keep it positive.
However, given that I have been spending more time in the bed recooperating (and having my wonderful husband take care of me and our lil firecracker), I have had a little more time to peruse through social media (🙈). And I have a couple of issues with particular status updates lol. Have you ever been scrolling along your newsfeed/timeline and come across a fairly juicy status update (like someone is in an argument with another person) and you only get a few bits and pieces of the story? For the sake of the nosey Mom in me that doesnt always get around to watching the latest shows or YouTube clips… Just give more details so I can visualize the drama like an episode of Scandal lol. Its just “frustrating” lol. So, my freestyle is to all the people who put just enough in their newsfeed to hook you but keep you guessing at the same time (because I know this is a real problem ahahahahaha) So…here is my FreeStyle #FreeStyleFriday
Dear Facebook friend
Why dont you please lend
Way more details about this particular beef you are in
First, can we start off with who
Like the fundamentals of telling a story in elementary school
When the elements of where, what, how, why, when, and who
Had to be explained
In order for the story to be comprehended by the brain
So, why did you chose to refrain
From adding all the juicy details
Like when a soap opera unveils
A surprise plot twist
That can have you pretty pissed
And makes you want to take that show of your list
Why dont you tell
About every shout,scream, and yell
Of your status update drama
For this Stay at Home Mama
To visualize like an episode of Scandal
Or any other show that is a bit much to handle
How was that? Hahah! Im a beast! I know lol. This is all pure comedy! So, please dont think I am making light of anyone’s life situations. I know people use social media as an outlet for many things and I dont crave salacious gossip or drama. Honestly, I just want to know if the person is okay or if they would like to “talk”, I read your words, so continue to rage on. Do you use social media to air out issues? Drama? Traumatic situations? Tell me how you use social media? Do you share the good along with the bad? I really do not share much (other than these blog posts hahahaha). Well, I hope you have a great weekend.
Enjoy!
Maya
2 Comments
I agree. I want all the details.
Lol yes!!! It should be required in order for the status to be posted lol